snowman

      When a person, take for instance a husband, is out in -35°C weather for four hours wielding the northern handyman's secret weapon (a snowblower), take for instance Mark, and for example's sake we'll assume Mark has a goatee,


then that goateed person who is a husband named Mark will look like Father Christmas when he comes in hoping for hot chocolate.


Or he could just drink his own face.
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