John Gray love letter

Dear Grapefruit,

   I feel angry with you when I leave you on the table and your skin gets thin and tough.  It makes me sad because I want to eat you but it's really hard to when I have to saw into you with a bread knife.  I'm afraid your citrus beauty will be lost to me forever.  I'm sorry I left you out in the sunlight. You are tasty with honey, whom I also love, and you smell nice.

Love,
Colleen