beware the Sleepy Blankets of DOOM
I am a worried plug from The Future. I've come back in time to warn you specifically regarding about the ... that uh .... huh. Why have I come? To raise the alarm about something. Some sort of alarm-raised warning.
It's so warm - like warm, warm caramel, comforting me with syrupy reassurances of all that is to come ... so dang sleepy ....