best toast ever
trawberries may have failed me but toast has not. This toast wears a gold lamé unitard and a red cape with the letter T and a lightening bolt embroidered o'er it. This toast stands high upon a perfectly crusty crag overlooking the kingdom of Jams and Nut Butter and laughing so as to reveal the tender chewiness of its heart whilst wafty coffee goodness flaps its toasty cape appreciatively. This toast vacuums my house, loves to entertain, and skips through fields of white daisies. Good morning to me!