why did this happen
There are so many things wrong about this photo.
First of all this photo was NOT my idea. (Mom? WHY???)
Secondly - so why am I smiling? I am not smiling now. I am ... hurting. It's a grimace, really. My stomach actually hurts.
Thirdly - my SHORTS!
Fourthly - oh ... no I can't go on.
Your soothing, comforting words to my injured brain will be the only thing that will help me through this. I understand you may have some questions and that is perfectly normal. It's the only thing normal about any of this.